Yesterday (Wednesday) I had to take the day off from work to
recuperate. Tuesday evening, Bamf and The Ginge came over and made delicious
breakfast for dinner. It’s one of my favorite types of dinner. In fact, I was
so enthusiastic, I ate what had to have been half my weight in food. (Go,
hyperbole, go!)
As it turns out: Tempest, like his sister, has chosen to
cause his gestational carrier to become an unintentional, involuntary bulimic.
Roughly translated, this means that when Preggosaurus eats too much, Tempest
forces her to puke it all back up. Whereas his older, gentler sister would only
force the excess out, Tempest insists on punishing poor Preggosaurus, making
her throw up every possible bite that may not be fully digested and assimilated
into the rest of her body just yet. For those of you who don’t know, this process
takes the better part of an overnight to complete. It is not pretty and not
pleasant.
I have therefore resolved to keep my meals tiny and regular
over the course of the day, and to try not to eat anything after 7:00 pm. Just
to be on the safe side.
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